// newsworthy
so saddam is captured. strom bumped uglies with his family's opressed maid back in the day. christmas is upon us. it's the season of hockey, football, and basketball.

all these are nothing compared to the news. my news. news about me... news about the greatest single man--nay, human alive. me.

alas, sarcasm never carries well in text.

if you still haven't got it... i think chocolate babies are delicious, and you're going to send me $10 because, like strom, i bumped uglies with your grandma back in the day when she was working as my opressed maid.

// moving on
anyway... i could chip in my 2 cents about everything i've mentioned so far, but that'd really suck. i noticed that when i'm opinionated (which is often), i'm quite annoying. i'll just nip myself in the bud. maybe i'll start going to self-deprecating humor. it's the only humor left now that the pc society finished its job. i just want to sock pc people in the gut.

// 587 project
it sits there, staring at me. doesn't mean i have to look back. bitch.