where will life find me next?

swpl

Stuff White People Like

funny.

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

Tales of Game's Studios Presents: Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.

wow.

tate

too early?

fashion tips

dug through my old bookmarks, and happened on one of my favorite haunts:

Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion.

greg paulus

Duke PG Paulus weighs football options

The one-time high school quarterback says the Wolverines weren’t the only college program to show interest in him, but he declined to name them. He didn’t offer a timeline for his decision, saying he’s got to do his homework on the schools.

a txt poem

i looked outside and saw a bright blue sky with a sole white marshmallow cloud and smiled. then i wanted to tell you about it but couldn't and now i'm sad because i miss you.

turn'n left

race

i actually just need to race. snowboard, bike, motorcycle, car, sailboat... doesn't matter. i just want to see how fast i can go.

itch

see, i have this itch to do this in real life:



time to save up some money for suspension, tires, brakes and a blower.